If economists were any good at business, they would be rich men instead of advisors to rich men.
KIRK KEVORIAN
Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river whose average depth was only three feet.
WOODY HAYES
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
PLATO
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
WOODY ALLEN
Weekends are a bit like rainbows: they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
JOHN SHIRLEY
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
ROBERT BENCHELEY
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
BUDDHA
Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.
UNKNOWN
One planet is all you get.
UNKNOWN
Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
UNKNOWN
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
ABRAHAM MASLOW
Integrity is a lot like oxygen, the higher you get the less there is of it.
UNKNOWN
If the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
UNKNOWN